My Son (The Comedian)

I’ve taught my son well, even how to tie his gym shoe,

Forever looking at me, thinking, “I want to be you”.

There is one and will always be only one “God”,

So my only begotten knucklehead son will have to settle on being my “lightning rod”.

He is my very first student, and was created to be the best,

Everyone else must realize, he does a lot of things in jest.

Yes, a very talented comedian, his entertainment gives me a thrill,

I’ve also taught him, “The Art of War”, he knows how to kill.

So, the entire planet better leave my son alone,

Otherwise, pretty soon you’ll be “sleeping with the fishes” and be going home.

If I don’t get you, and remember, God can get anyone,

My lightning rod will, so regardless, you’ll still be done.

Your Father

God