The Big Kahuna
This website is being maintained by my son, Alvin Mann a.k.a. my knucklehead son. However, this site belongs to and is being directed by The Big Kahuna, a.k.a. The Benevolent One, a.k.a. Allah, a.k.a. Jehovah or universally better known as God. Yes, I know most of you don’t know me, but that’s okay. Hell awaits those who claim not to know or obey me.
For those of you who haven’t been following our show, you may go to the beginning and locate us at https://www.lillypollyannagalleria.com/ Although initially, that was his site, I had to confiscate it. I needed to slow him down because Mr. Chuckles was going in the wrong direction.
So my son, Alvin Mann will be promoting me: God! (Yes, I’m real). You all, that’s planet Earth, need to take heed and read what he’s writing. They are not his words, but mine. It’s probably in your best interests to let the spirit of God (me) take hold of your soul. That’s right, allow the spirit of me, to fill up the vessel you call a body. To be sure, if you do, it will definitely overflow with an abundance of joyous love, which comes from above.
So to all you non-believers and gym shoe creepers: Peace unto you!
Your Father
God